SecondLife. A place of deception and intrigue. What may appear as a hot piece of 16 year old Californian ass may turn out to be an obese naked man in a basement. It is into this world we take you today, gentle reader, to examine one of the dangers, ever present in the world of SecondLife:
Scienticians' crotches form a vital part of this bird's life cycle. These apparently delightful birds flit innocuously about, biding their time until they meet a scientician. In the spirit of experimentation, a good scientician will right click on every conceivable thing in SecondLife and choose Sit; this amazing bird has evolved to make use of, and rely upon, this instinctive behaviour.
To the right you can see a dramatic reconstruction of the typical configuration of bird and crotch. The bird is a life sized replica, because real virtual porn birds are far too dangerous to approach for the purposes of demonstration, and our model stubbornly declined my repeated offer to play the bird in this reenactment scene.
Porn birds. Simply marvellous creatures.
Many thanks to the not-completely-hideous-to-look-at model, Larisa Polikarpov for posing.